Civility! Comity! Decency! (Mercy!)
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008Sen. Elizabeth Dole (R-NC) and Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) to their Democratic opponents: “We’re a little short on cash this cycle, so howsabout you agree to campaign barefoot, wearing a blindfold, with one arm tied behind your back? We’d sure appreciate it.”
I can’t be certain what the response will be, but I suspect something along the lines of, “We’ve given your proposals careful consideration, and have concluded that you can reap the whirlwind, fuckers. Reap it.”
