Handy legal tip: if you’ve done something illegal, I mean like really illegal, I mean like violated federal law, or the Constitution, or the Geneva Conventions or something like that, just tell them that you were just doing your job, and you can’t be held liable.

There is an upside for all you kids going back to school at the end of the month, I hear that your school’s not even going to bother teaching the Constitution anymore, so no more trying to remember which amendments are which on that test!

(h/t Chris Floyd)

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