Have You Ever Really, Ya Know, Like, Looked At Yer Hand, Man?

John McCain, presidential candidate, was hoping that his wife would enter a biker beauty contest! Like this one!

Toby Keith just called Barak Obama an Oreo!

Paris Hilton responded to attacks by John McCain by proposing a reasonably coherent, bipartisan compromise on energy policy!

Yeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!! Note to whomever put the acid in my thermos this morning: that is some first class shit! Thank you! I am tripping balls!

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2 Responses to “Have You Ever Really, Ya Know, Like, Looked At Yer Hand, Man?”

  1. monkeyrotica Says:

    I am spraying myself down with Tilex as I type this. I can FEEL the herpes coming through the keyboard.

  2. chiggins Says:

    Are you whorried thet she wheel put har diss-ease een you?

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