Have You Ever Really, Ya Know, Like, Looked At Yer Hand, Man?
John McCain, presidential candidate, was hoping that his wife would enter a biker beauty contest! Like this one!
Toby Keith just called Barak Obama an Oreo!
Paris Hilton responded to attacks by John McCain by proposing a reasonably coherent, bipartisan compromise on energy policy!
Yeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!! Note to whomever put the acid in my thermos this morning: that is some first class shit! Thank you! I am tripping balls!
Tags: 2008 election, humor, stupidity, WTF!?!


August 6th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I am spraying myself down with Tilex as I type this. I can FEEL the herpes coming through the keyboard.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Are you whorried thet she wheel put har diss-ease een you?