Out Of Sorts
I’m still feeling cranky, so I’ma take a little break until I can post something without having to be wound up to do it.
For instance, I enjoyed this, XKCD loving the world, and I oughta be glowing with sympathetic well-being. But all I can think of is:
I hate your iPod
I hate your SUV
I hate your brand names
That shit on your TV
Avarice and ignorance,
So much for democracy
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
I hate these fucking wars
Imperialism
I hate your extra-
Ord’nary rendition
I hate the neo-cons
And Dems enabling them
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
I hate the way you’ve taken
Things that are beautiful
Commoditized them and made
Them quantifiable
I hate the dollar signs you’ve
Put all over everything
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
I hate your classes based on
Lies about abstinence
Denying climate change
I hate your border fence
Homeland Security
Department of Defense
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
You can see where this is going, and that’s not what I want this to be about. You deserve better. So I’m going to recharge a while, and I’ll be back when I have something nice to say.
I’ll still see if I can post something reasonably entertaining on Friday though. I mean, that Fu Manchu / Steve McQueen thing was pretty cool, eh?
[UPDATE]: As long as I’ve got a post up dedicated to crankiness, fuck you very much Tom Coburn. Will the good people of Oklahoma please come pick up your Shitbag Senator? Thanks much.
Tags: Mr. Crankypants


July 29th, 2008 at 11:08 am
also
go ahead and hate being referred to as a consumer and being told what is good for you. hate it.